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Posted on 21st Mar at 10:08 PM, with 149,452 notes

kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

Posted on 13th Mar at 4:37 PM, with 42,579 notes
vampirechristmasday:

i was in the school library the other day and the guy beside me was super stoned and kept magnifying his desktop for about an hour

vampirechristmasday:

i was in the school library the other day and the guy beside me was super stoned and kept magnifying his desktop for about an hour

Posted on 13th Mar at 4:37 PM, with 36,578 notes
digivolvin:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in a long time

digivolvin:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in a long time

Posted on 13th Mar at 4:22 PM, with 79,015 notes

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

Posted on 11th Mar at 4:29 AM, with 11 notes
suzyderkins:

So I skipped ahead a few seasons. What happened

suzyderkins:

So I skipped ahead a few seasons. What happened

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